Roll Up, Roll Up
Are you looking for the world-famous Talking Man?
Needing the finest voiceover artistry this side of the pyramids?
Wanting someone to wax lyrical over your amazing video footage?
You are in the RIGHT place!
Crack out a fresh packet of digestives and let the show begin…
who am I?
I’m Jack, the amazing talking man. I grew up in Carlisle the comedy king of the country and from my early start as the amazing talking toddler, I flourished into the amazing talking child, quickly followed by the talking teen and then strode on into the boots of the amazing talking man I am today. I’ve had a lot of practice and being honest I think it shows in my graceful interpretation of spoken communication (there’s documented evidence further down this page that shows that I’ve convinced other people to think this way too).
Whilst most people spend their lives talking for free. I’ve managed to convince a select few that it would be much better all round if they shut up and I talk on their behalf. They write it down, I speak it out, machines record it and sometimes it’s on the telly. The chosen few also pay me for the privilege! Are you amongst the elite? Click here to check your elite status?!?! (Are you too lazy to say words yourself? Want to pay me to do it on your behalf? – quirky form fill with qualifying questions)
what do i do (in order of importance)
Fun
Fact:
My state of the art, thoroughly disinfected studio, has previously been the home of a religious radio show, a large legal firm and a rude adult only internet TV channel (hence the disinfectant).
Let me show you some samples of work I’ve done recently (a bit like the lucky-lucky man peddling his wares in Malia… ooooo shiny things, you want to buy).
Halloween showreel
commercial showreel
asda world cup
autocars advert
what do other people think?
Testimonial slider – make up some funny ones maybe or use real ones?!?!
Not only do people write stuff and tell me how good I am, but VOX, One Voice and my Mum have all given me awards. Look:
I’ve worked on loads of different projects too from household names like The Walking Dead and Porsche, to smaller businesses and corporate marketing. Many moons ago, I once recorded a voicemail for a friend who had a scaffolding company in Inverness. He paid me in shortbread, haggis and Scotch. Which leads me nicely on to…
